What breed are you?
Dachshund (aka: weenie dog)
How old are you?
I'll be 5 years old on March 5. (Shout out to my siblings: Turbo, Chuy and Junebug!)
What is your full name?
Blossom Weenie Pumpkin-Head "Stretch" Behnke Hermance
Do you have any nicknames?
B-dub, Weenie, "The fastest wiener dog in the world"
Where do you usually sleep?
In my king-sized bed in the master bedroom. Burrowed under the covers. Occasionally I allow the humans to sleep next to me.
What is your favorite thing to do?
Sleep. At least 20 hours a day. The other four hours, I enjoy going potty outside, eating and playing fetch with the rope/football/basketball/toy of the day. Oh, I also enjoy chasing squirrels and Asian golfers.
What is something unusual/interesting about you?
I am allergic to shots. So - hypothetically - if my mom took me for shots when I was a puppy, my face may or may not have swollen up so that I looked like a Shar-pei. Now I cost extra so that I can be given benadryl and "supervised" for at least 4 hours after all shots.
I can sing the theme songs for Two and A Half Men, CSI and CSI:Miami.
I enjoy "sunning" on the deck and sitting in my lounge chair.
Also, I had surgery on my foot and had to wear a little cast. When the medical tape was taken off, it took off some of the fur on my arm. The hair grew back, but it grew back grey, so I have little grey spots on my right front arm.
Who is your best friend?
My king sized bed.
Did you go to obedience school? If yes, were you Top Dog or did you flunk out?
I went to "Weenie Boot Camp" courtesy of my dad, Larry. He taught me how to stay in the yard since there is no fence and how to go outside to potty. He and my mom sing a little song - "Little weenie wanna go outside, little weenie wanna go outside," and I run to the back door and go potty. So yeah, I was pretty much Top Dog because I learned all that in two weeks.
Can you do any tricks?
At the risk of being repetitive, I can sing the theme songs for several tv shows, I can pretty much potty on command and I can wake the dead with my breath.
Any last comments?
Those black things with white stripes are NOT kitty-cats.