questions for you

I still don't get twitter. I want to follow Bakerella because she just had her kidney transplant, but I just don't understand how it works. What are all the hash marks for?

I finally googled what "SMH" means. I've seen people use it and I couldn't figure it out. If you don't already know, it means "shaking my head." How can I coin my own acronym? How do they start? I would like for everyone to start using "IHNW." That stands for "I have no words." It could be used for things that are either ridiculously cute or just plain ridiculous. It could catch on, don't you think?

The Boston hockey team that just won the Stanley Cup has a GIANT on their team. Well, I don't know if he is an actual giant, but he looks like one. Speaking of hockey, why are Canadian teams in our league?*

I'm getting my wisdom teeth out tomorrow. I've put it off for 13 years and finally decided it was time. I'm really not looking forward to it so say your prayers that I have an easy recovery. (although is it shallow to say that I'm hoping I'll lose a few pounds?) Any suggestions for my liquid diet? I already nixed any smoothies that have strawberries in them because I don't want the seeds to get stuck in my sockets.

Thank you and good day.

*Is there also a Canadian NBA team? Do I just not have any idea about how our professional sports work?


Amy said...

I had my wisdom teeth out about eight years ago and I just remember needing the drugs. Thankfully, I was dating Leo at the time, so he was good for something ;-) Canada does have an NBA team - the Toronto Raptors! And a baseball team, too, I think. I'm not sure why they're in our league, but I'm cool with it, I guess. Maybe because they don't have enough to have their own? I don't get Twitter either. When I was at charm school, we had a whole lesson on it and I'm still not interested. It's just too much. But I am all about your IHNW acronym!

Knitrageous said...

Ha ha...I looked up SMH just the other day! I have twitter but nobody talks to me. I sometimes comment and get replies but I do get a lot of information from some I follow. Something you might like is Pinterest. It lets you 'pin' pictures of things you like and collects them on boards (categories) and you can go back and look again because everything is right there instead of scattered all over the internet. Good luck on the wisdom teeth. I'd go with milkshakes which aren't exactly diet food!

sarahsmile3 said...

Good luck with the extraction! I survived on greek yogurt, ice cream, mashed sweet potatoes, and soup.

Have you had the Fage honey yogurt? IHNW. Ok, IHOW....delicious.

Just be careful! You don't want to dislodge the clot and get "dry socket."

"Miss Bee" said...

Amy, I bet you're right - maybe they don't have enough teams to form their own leagues. I am just confused because I know they have their own football league.

So far, I've had some yogurt (made me vomit), jello (made me vomit), and broth. The doctor also called me in an anti nausea pill. Guess the anesthesia hits me pretty hard. Oh! And this morning I has applesauce with a little cottage cheese mixed in, and so far so good....

sarahsmile3 said...

Applesauce mixed with cottage cheese? And that did not make you puke?

What kind of backwards world do you live in, Bee?

; )

M. J. Macie said...

I just found your blog and think it's very clever and unique. I too would like to know what all the acronyms mean and would like to come up with my own. Like SC for "so confused". I've found myself in that state not only while trying to Twitter (and I have an active account) but in trying to keep up with all that's going on on the web. Have a great day, and again, I really like your blog.
M.J. Macie