1, If you order a "cabana bowl" from Taco Cabana, it is not a taco salad. In fact, it does not contain any lettuce at all.
2. When you order a rum & diet coke and it tastes like crap, it might be because your waiter punched Bacardi "O" into the computer. Blech - no thanks on the orange flavored rum.
3. Nobody else really notices that your hair is about 10 shades lighter than it was the day before.
4. There is a band that remade Wham's "Careless Whisper." I don't know who it was and I don't feel like looking it up, but I heard it on 101x. I honestly can't tell you if it's any good or not, because I was singing at the top of my lungs. I love that song so much. "Tonight the music seems so loud, I wish that we could lose this crowd. Maybe it's better this way, we hurt each other with the things we want to say..."
5. My lit review paper is not gonna write itself.