After reading Laurie's comment about her 14 pairs of jeans and totally being on the same page as her, it came to me...
I should have named my blog www.imshallownotstupid.blogspot.com
If it's open, I give you permission to take it. Oh wait, unless you are not shallow. In that case, you can have www.imneithershallownorstupid.blogspot.com