On the way home, I started reminiscing about when I used to wait tables. Really I was more of a cocktail waitress, but I loved it. There is a new sports bar about to open across the highway from us, so I told Larry that I should ask if they would let me just work Sunday afternoons. (If you've ever waited tables and loved it, you know what I mean. It really was a fun job.)
I said, " I really would go ask, except now I'm all old and fat and they wouldn't want me to cocktail."
Larry said, "you could always wear spanx."
I burst out laughing and said, " you were supposed to say that I am neither old nor fat."