If one of the houses near us come up for sale, you should buy it. Not only because I will make you a nice chicken spaghetti and cookies upon your arrival, but because the MWG is pretty much the best neighbor ever. I would even go as far as to say that he is who Mr. Rogers wanted to be neighbors with.
He mows other people's yards when they're out of town, he goes in and flushes the toilets of the house that stays unoccupied during the summer months, he gives golf balls to children when they walk by, he helps put up christmas trees, we dog sit, he helps trim tree branches, he lends people tarps and tools and whatnots, and all sorts of things that I probably don't even know about. Right now he is at the storage shed of a neighbor's daughter helping them move a dresser. (They needed somebody with a truck.)
If no good deed goes unpunished, then he is in major trouble.