2.20.2011

not a worry in the world

I'm going to pretend I'm still in high school as I answer these questions....

1. I am doing everything possible to pad my resume. I'm president of as many clubs as I can be, I'm in Youth Group, I make straight As.... and I'm a cheerleader. So, like - duh! Why wouldn't I get scholarships?
2. The bravest thing I've ever done was try out for cheerleading. Oh, and stand on my tippy-toes to hang those giant posters in the gym before pep rallies.
3. I feel prettiest when ugh. If only I weren't so fat. I'm like, so giant. My cheerleading skirt barely even fits. Although that mini-skirt and crop top that I got at Wet Seal does look pretty cute on me.

4. Something that keeps me awake at night is wondering what those dreamy boys are doing. Where is the next party going to be? What dress will I wear to the next dance? Should I try to make sure it is one that I will cringe at when I'm in my 30's and look back at pictures? Will I win the title of FHA Sweetheart?
5. My favorite meal in the entire world is a Mrs. Baird's fried cherry pie - what I eat every day for lunch.

6. The way to my heart is oh, high school boys, you don't stand a chance. I prefer college men. Although MD 20/20 does make you a little cuter.*

7. I would like to hurry up and graduate so that I can go to college. I'm so over high school.


*If I am ever blessed with a child of my own, it is quite likely that he/she will never be allowed to leave the house. Like, ever.

5 comments:

sarahsmile3 said...

Brilliant!
I love everything about this post.

GoingLikeSixty.com said...

MD 20/20
Miller Draft?
Mogan David?

OK, Mad Dog! Riiiiiiiight.

Kristen said...

You are too cute!

Cheeseboy said...

Ha ha! This is some funny stuff. Almost makes me want to do a follow up post from a high school dude's perspective. Although guys never keep those pictures from high school.

M--- said...

Best. Post. Ever.