However, I guess there are times that perhaps I should share stories with people - obviously I never told some of my best friends about rapelling in Assisi.
Here is the 800 foot tall tower that we went down:

To make matters worse, not too long ago, I was talking to my parents about the time I got tear-gassed in France after they beat Brazil in the World Cup and they were all... What?!?!? So apparently I never shared that story either. If ANYONE is going to listen to your long stories and look at all 400 of your pictures, it should be your parents. But apparently I was just too worn out to fill anybody besides Larry in. I should really do this story justice, as it was AWESOME....
France was in the World Cup, playing Brazil. This was the game where the French guy head-butted the other team, do you remember that? Well, France won. I was at my "home-stay" with a French woman in Marseilles, and she barely spoke any English. I do not speak any French. (aside from "la plage," which means "the beach." I learned how to say that so I could ask people which way to walk.)
So anyway, I actually got really into this soccer game, even though it was the first one I've ever watched in my life. When France won, she made the motions like - let's go drive around and celebrate!!! So, I'm all - let's go!!! We hop into her tiny little "speck" car and drive downtown, where it is MADNESS. We go into a bar and get a drink and there are people just everywhere, celebrating. Eventually, some idiots start a fire in the street, which apparently calls for police in riot gear. Who TEAR GAS everybody in sight. We had to cover our faces with our shirts - and yes, it makes your eyes tear up really bad. We waited in the bar for a little bit, but then my hostess said - "Let's Go... RUN!" And I followed her. We were running through the streets, but every once in awhile she would say "STOP!" and I would stop and we would hide. (I have no idea what was really going on, but there were all sorts of people running and hiding so I assume we were doing the right thing.) Anyway, we finally made it back to her car and went home. Talk about an adrenaline high. I think it was just like 11pm in France, so it was about 4pm in Texas. I called Larry and was all, "I got tear-gassed!" Seriously, it was a pretty memorable evening - and I have a horrible memory. Here was the newspaper the next morning:










4 comments:
Awesome! You totally lived through Les Miserables, part II! French uprising!
I think you should do this more often, for posterities' sake.
I love the repelling picture! It's you like I have never seen you before. Bravo!
I have heard the awesome tear gas story but have never seen any pictures. That's crazy.
I've never heard any of this! Thanks for talking about yourself - I loved listening :-)
Woah! I didn't know almsost ANY of this! I didn't know you could get any more awesome. And you just did. :)
Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world DOWN! (As is evident... I bet that cement wasn't even wet when he imprinted it.)
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