To the girl who backed into my car in the grocery store parking lot:
A. It was daytime and you don't have tinted windows. Witnesses can see that you are a white young woman with a long, blonde ponytail.
B. When it sounds/feels like you've backed into something, you should stop. Especially when it is daytime and people can see you. And copy down your license plate number.
C. Not only should you stop, you should write a note and say something like, "Sorry! My number is xxxxx and I use State Farm insurance." Or at the very least, write a fake note so that other people around you think you are leaving insurance information. When you just drive off, it makes everyone around you angry and they all copy down your license plate number and wait for me to come out of the grocery store so they can tattle on you.
D. Tell your dad not to be surprised when he hears from me. Just because he lives in another city north of Dallas, the small, dark SUV is registered to him, so I'm assuming you are in Austin for college.
E. Yes, the damage is very minimal. I probably won't even get it fixed. But I *will* teach you a lesson about backing into somebody's car and then driving off. Some people would say that it is the principle of the thing. Maybe I will take you to small claims court and sue you for $5 just to prove a point.
Never underestimate the power of the internet. Or having friends in law enforcement.
About Me
- Miss Bee
- "Go shorty, it's your birthday. We gon' party like it's yo birthday.
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday..." You know the song, you either loved it or hated it. I loved it, still do. I don't really have much in common with 50 Cent, but I can relate to this line: "I'm that cat by the bar toasting to the good life." Because all in all, life IS good. I realize that I live a semi-charmed kind of life, so this blog is here to celebrate my blessings.
Disclaimer: It is important to mention that there is a difference between being shallow and being stupid, and I will admit that at times I fall into the "shallow" category. Not on purpose, I just really like things that lots of other people find annoying.
3 comments:
Yes! As somebody that was in a nasty hit-and-run accident, I am glad you are going to teach this gal a lesson. If she does not learn her lesson now,who knows...she may end up getting drunk one Thanksgiving in the future, hitting a couple as they are driving around looking at places to live, and drive off without even checking to see if they were ok.
Stupid hit-and-run drivers.
Bad news. The plate number might be wrong. But my secret agent is going to run them in a variety of different ways - like a K instead of an X, a 2 instead of a Z, etc. Keep your fingers crossed. ;)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! The same thing happened in my hit and run!
I'm sure she will get hers eventually. You just might not be the one to give it to her.
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